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Jul 02

analalien:

so i just got back from my court case involving the car accident i got in back in march and then forgot to go to court for it when i was originally supposed to

the dude i talked to lowered my fine to $100 and didn’t have it go on my record.  it’s 9:48 in the morning but um yes pls tysm i’ll drink to that

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Anonymous said: i want your hard cock deep in my ass

lnternetfag:

i usually prefer to bottom sry (◡‿◕✿)

analalien:

remember when i said i forgot to go to court

now i have to go to court for forgetting to go to court and it’s all happening on lindsay lohan’s birthday

how fabulous

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analalien:

according to tumblr today is ufo day

must be a good day to be analalien then as well【=◈‿◈=】

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Jun 28

analalien:

i literally have no friends and no skills and nothing to live for

why do i even bother

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analalien:

life’s stupid

i wanna get high

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analalien:

mmmm yes baby i love it when u ignore me like that mmmmm yes it feels so good don’t stop

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Jun 27

analalien:

i forgot all about my court date i had yesterday for my inattentive driving ticket omfg

i think i have a bench warrant now?  ugh gross now i have to call them and be like “hello yes not only did i get an inattentive driving ticket but i’m also inattentive at living life in general and i totally forgot to go to court yesterday”

lovely :-)

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Jun 25

Anonymous said: f'realz. i want to go to madison square. but you're too cool for me. lol. you on anotha level.

lnternetfag:

um what lol how

i’m so high this is tripping me out why not just come to madison square w/ me??

Anonymous said: fuck me

lnternetfag:

my heart, mouth, dick, and booty are all each reserved for one person and one person only sry

Anonymous said: Crashville and King of Hearts Ryan, oh those were the days! :)

lnternetfag:

right i kinda miss them tbh

TIME FOR TUMBLR FAME ROUND 3 AS ANALALIEN

except no

analalien:

someone pls send some xanax or klon via /ask ty ♡

((+ come over & take some w me if u want, we can keep each other company))

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